When they get to the ski lodge there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. Here come the longer funny adult jokes! Be careful, with them: What do you call a man who has a wet nose and hair stuck between his front teeth? – Glad he ate her.Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? She has no sex life because Ken is sold separately.Pac-man, because for 25 cents she swallows balls until she dies. Life without women would be a pain in the butt, literally.My midget friend got thrown out of the nudist colony because he kept getting in everyone’s hair.And the wife no longer agrees to an ordinary blow job. What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.What’s the difference between a woman and a computer? Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies.What’s the difference between the G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will search for a golf ball.What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women wild? A $100 bill.Here are some adult jokes you can use with the right partner.
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